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Karaoke Thursdays

Back in school every week they had a free concert on Market Square in Knoxville. It didn't matter who was playing me and my friends would always go down to the concert and then to karaoke at a bar on that was on the square as well. Every week me and my buddy Gordon would duet on Total Eclipse of the Heart. Not to toot my own horn, but we were pretty much legendary for our performances. So beep beep. On one particular performance they had wireless microphones for karaoke so we decided to come off of the stage and start walking through the bar as we sang. There was a huge staircase in the middle of the bar that led to the upstairs of the place, so I decided to go up the staircase and sing from there. As I was really getting into it, I leaned over the rail backwards. Only to be greeted by a middle-aged intoxicated women stuffing dollar bills down the front of my pants.